The largest organized crime syndicate ever devised.

A person that never creates wealth. An attorney waits for some other entity to do something, make something, or have something so that they may attempt to pry some of that wealth away from the entity which actually did something useful.

An assmonkey with a college degree.

A moral/intellectual mercenary. A lawyer will align himself to any cause and will say anything regardless of truth and logic, provided it makes him money.

The job is lower than prostitution.